‘Tis the Season at Merchboy Apparel! 🎄
‘Tis the Season at Merchboy Apparel! 🎄
The holidays are here, and Merchboy is ready to sprinkle some Christmas cheer all over your wardrobe! Whether you’re braving the chilly Bay Area nights, heading to Union Square for some holiday magic, or sipping hot cocoa in front of the tree, we’ve got you covered (literally).
Merchboy Holiday Collection: Sleigh in Style
This season, our classic Merchboy logo is getting a festive upgrade! Check out our Santa Hat Edition merch, perfect for holiday parties, last-minute gift shopping, or just flexing your holiday spirit.
Here’s what’s waiting for you under the Merchboy tree:
- Santa Hat Hoodies: Cozy and jolly—a match made in Christmas heaven.
- Holiday Dad Caps: Perfect for when your hair says “bah humbug” but your outfit says “ho ho ho.”
- Limited-Edition Beanies: Warm enough for ice-skating in Downtown San Jose or an evening at Oakland’s Jack London Square Christmas Tree Lighting.
Pro tip: Snag them before they’re gone faster than Santa on Christmas Eve!
Bay Area Holiday Highlights 🎅✨
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Here are some Bay Area holiday highlights where your Merchboy gear will shine the brightest:
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Union Square Ice Rink: Pair your Merchboy Santa Hat Hoodie with skates and show off your (questionable) spins.
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Christmas in the Park, San Jose: Snap a pic under the giant Christmas tree, repping your Merchboy festive fit.
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Bay Bridge Lights: Nothing complements a Merchboy holiday beanie like a stroll with the iconic light display twinkling above.
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Alameda’s Hot Cocoa Crawl: Keep warm and caffeinated while your Merchboy style steals the show.
Enjoy the festivities and make sure to tag us in your holiday adventures!
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Dad Jokes to Keep the Holiday Spirit Bright (and Cringy!)
Christmas is the season for laughs, and we’ve got you covered with some holiday-themed, Bay Area-approved dad jokes:
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Why doesn’t Santa shop in the Bay Area?
Because even he can’t afford the rent on a sleigh parking spot! -
What do you call a tech bro during Christmas?
Santaclausd.io—because he’s got all the holiday data! -
Why did the reindeer refuse to cross the Golden Gate Bridge?
Too much traffic during Christmas rush hour! -
What’s Santa’s favorite team in the Bay Area?
The San Francisco 49ers—he’s all about the gold! -
How does Frosty survive Bay Area winters?
By bundling up in a Merchboy hoodie, obviously!
Spread the Cheer with Merchboy
Looking for the perfect gift? Merchboy Apparel is here to save your holidays! Whether it’s for your dad, bestie, or that coworker who always steals your snacks, our holiday collection will make you the MVP of gift-giving.
Shop now and enjoy:
🎁 Free shipping on orders over $50
🎁 Exclusive discounts for new subscribers
🎁 Guaranteed compliments under every mistletoe
Get ready to sleigh the season with Merchboy Apparel! Stay cozy, stay stylish, and stay full of holiday cheer.